Program

Luke Heggie – I won’t say it again

  • Friday, 30 October 2026
  • 8:30pm
  • Main Hall

One of Australia’s most distinctive and uncompromising stand-up comedians, Luke Heggie returns to Side Splitter Comedy Festival after selling out his last festival appearance in 2024.

  • From $32.50 + booking fee
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  • Wheelchair friendly
  • 18+ Event

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Known for his brutally dry observations, sharp writing and complete lack of interest in pleasing everyone, Heggie has become a favourite on the Australian comedy circuit, with appearances on The Project, The Weekly and Just For Laughs Australia.

I WON’T SAY IT AGAIN

“This show is a compilation of bits, lovingly curated from the last five years.

If you don’t like that, you can rack off. You should go pay three figures to see a legacy band playing songs from back when you were happy.

I could still probably bash all your dads.”

Doors are 8pm and seating is on a first come, first served basis. This event is held in the Main Hall. Garden bar with food and drink options open from 6pm.

Side Splitter Comedy Festival – big laughs, close to home!

Presented by City of Cockburn and produced by WA Comedy.